Dear QE,
AIR HAIR LAIR! (I heard that this was a common Brittish greeting if said quidkly)
Its Monday here in NZ (you remember New Zealand....one of your former colonies), and we are celebrating your birthday today, so I along with many others, salute you for having not one but 2 birthdays. (After all, April is taken by Easter so it would have been a bit cramped and toffee nosed of you if we celebrated your actual birthday back then as well.)
You may ask, how do we celebrate you birthday?....do we throw you a party....NO....do we send you a card....HARDLY.....do we raise a glass in your honour....GET REAL! (do you give up?)...by not working of course!
Anyway, just wanted to say thanks for giving me an extra day to plan my next week's classes.
So Cherrio Old Girl, and do say hello to Camilla for me....
Your distant celebrant,
Stuvis
PS My bank account details are in the email to follow should you decided to deposit a belated birthday gift for me.....however should you so desire to just send me a cheque, you need only just add the '1' on the line and I will take care of the zeros...)